Scene: Classic Police Interrogation Room
Characters: Alice Bailey & Handsome Police Office #1
Policeman: You think she was murdered on the train? That’s not terribly creative. Didn’t Agatha Christie already solve that mystery?
Alice: No, dummy. I said she got a burger on the train. Do you ever listen? But she died later in the hospital from poisoning.
P: Food poisoning?
A: It would have to be if it was in a burger.
P: Intentional food poisoning?
A: Yes sir. She was a witch.
P: As in hansel and gretel?
A: They were kids, not witches.
P: How well did you know her?
A: The witch?
P: Yes, the witch.
A: Oh, she used to sell me potions every weekend at the market.
P: What kind of potions?
A: Do I look like harry potter?
P: No. You said-
A: She wasn’t a real witch. I knew her from my church.
P: What church?
A: Well I’m not going to tell you now. You’ll think it’s full of snakes and witches.
P: Is it?
A: I don’t know. I haven’t been going lately.
P: Because of the witches and snakes?
A: No. I work on Sundays now.
P: And where do you work for the record?
A: On the train. Isn’t that how you got my name?
P: Do you have any idea how the witch was poisoned.
A: I think it was her burger. Next you’ll ask me if I was the one who did it.
P: Were you?
A: Was I what?
P: Did you poison the burger?